Title: I Was Played --> LINK TO THE FIC <--
Author: pen (savemoony) with destinyawakened
DOWNLOADS: WMV VIDEO / SCRIPT PDF
Summary: After Wayne Manor burns to the ground (for the second time), Selina Kyle and Jim Gordon suspect something is wrong with Bruce Wayne. Meanwhile, Dean Winchester's hearing voices -- and Castiel claims they are not angelic.
Spoilers/Continuity: Nolanverse (with hints of comicverse) and implied spoilers for season sive of Supernatural
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle, Jim Gordon, Alfred Pennyworth, Tommy Elliot, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel
Ships: Bruce Wayne/Selina Kyle
Rating: R (language, sex, and violence)
Words: 7823

Disclaimer: Bob Kane created Batman. "Batman" and all of its titles are owned by DC Comics and Warner Bros. Warner Bros and Kripke Enterprises own the rights to "Supernatural." Kris Allen wrote the music and lyrics to "I Was Played." I am not affiliated with any of these fine people. This is solely for fun and not for profit.

Author's Note: Okay, so, uh, where to start? I love Kris Allen. A lot. destinyawakened totally indulged me and made me a Batman video to a Kris Allen song. And then she threw in Dean just because, duh. Dean is awesome. The project developed a life of its own. I decided to write a "screenplay" for the video. Hence why the fic is in screenplay format and not straight-up prose. I hope you enjoy it as much as destinyawakened and I do.

#1: Glee Cast - Golddigger

HOLY SHIT, THIS... AS brokenbacktango KNOWS, I FLIPPED MY SHIT AT COMIC CON'S GLEE PANEL. LIKE, THIS SHOW, JUST... *FLAILS*

They showed the second episode -- EPIC SHIT -- and it featured Kanye's Golddigger. *KEY BOARD SMASHASDOG JASKLDGJAKLDGAJSDKLG* FINALLY THE MP3 IS UP. DOWNLOAD IT. DOWNLOAD IT NOW. IT'S SO FUCKING EPIC. I NEED THIS SHOW TO START.

And LOL, I don't know if I ever mentioned this, but I totally asked a Kradam question at the panel. I asked, "Since you premiered after American Idol, and you're on FOX, when will Kris Allen and Adam Lambert guest star on your show. Preferably together."

WHICH, LOL, yeaaaaah. I did not mean for it to be slashy, but, everyone laughed. God damn Kradam, just ships itself. I simply meant I wanted them in the same episode. They answered that they had no plans of having them on, but if the opportunity was appropriate, they would love for it.


#2: Mission Get Backstage Passes

My boss promised me he'd get me back stage passes to the Kris Allen concert in September. I am going to hold him to that. Or, you know, I'm going to abscond with our funds -- since, I can do that. I am our fundraiser. LOL. I'm trying to figure out how I can get a press pass and interview him. Boss man *does* have a published magazine that's been in circulation for several years.


#3: MEGAN FOX IS NOT CATWOMAN

JESUS H. CHRIST -- THAT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY. I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK AND CRIED WHEN I HEARD THAT RUMOR. NO, JUST, MOTHER FUCKING NO.

MOVING ON TO, ( FREE MUSIC AND VIDEOS )

SUCCESS! THANK YOU dancy_dreamer for FULLING MY FANDOM FANTASY. Guh, I'm sad that I'm getting rid of the Katy icon, but DAAAAYMN, LOOK AT HIM AND LOOK AT THAT SEXY T-SHIRT!

I'm also going to skip the last half of class because I need to go home and study for my other class. I am so screwed. I think I'm gonna fail it. I need to e-mail a few folks at the school and see if I can get some help. What happened is that I missed three classes because of Comic Con, and I am gonna flail because the professor won't let me make up that time. We had a "contract" to get it done by X date, but on X date I was meeting with him, and I didn't have it done. So I didn't e-mail him, I just went to meet him and talk about it. However, because I FAILED TO EMAIL HIM ABOUT IT BEFORE THE MEETING, he said that I violated the contract and won't let me make up those points.

Fuck you, too, you bastard.

Arrrgh. *headdesk*

*COUGH LIKE oatmeal_cookie*

ANYONE WITH PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ THAT CAN MAKE ME AN ICON OF KRIS IN THIS T-SHIRT:



I WILL GET ON MY KNEES YOU FOR.

THANKS.

<3

PEN

Just got back from District 9...

( Here be Spoilers )

GUESS WHO'S BACK?



FRAK YES. MUTHERFRAKKING YES TO THE NTH DEGREE.

HAAI, KATY ALLEN, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS?



I KNOW RIGHT! BRADY'S BACK!







( PICSPAM OH YES OH YES I THINK SO )

WTFBABYJESUS? My iGoogle won't let me in because I don't have the right password? How do I have the wrong password? ARGH! *keyboard smash* And I have no idea what my secondary e-mail for this is. Oops. So we'll see what's up with that.

Fandom: Kradam So I went to the dollar store with my mother today, and I walked by these magician capes and I was like, OMFG YES! I AM SO MAKING SUPERHERO CAPES FOR KRIS AND ADAM FOR OUR TOUR STOP. (AKA KRIS AND HIS SIDEKICK) OMG. EXCITED. I'm gonna sew super hero names on the back of the caps. But what should their names bee...? *thinks about this* *lolol* It's gonna be awwesome, just kick awesome.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY empressaurelius

Here, have some



served to you by



<3 you!

*KEYBOARD SMASH*



** KRIS YOU SEXYBEAST** DEADZ**

So my co-writter hasn't added anything new to the fic today. SAD FACE. INCREDIBLE SAD FACE. But this makes me happy:



LOL GUISES, JUST LOL

AS DOES THIS:



+ OMG. THAT'S RIGHT. DAVID COOK JUST COCKBLOCKED ADAM LAMBERT ON STAGE. BWAHAHHAHA. I THINK I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER. IT GETS EVEN BETTER. SOMEONE DIDN'T GET THAT MEMO THAT ALL THE COOL KIDS WERE WEARING PLAID TODAY. *GLANCES AT YOU, ADAM* BWAHAHHA.

+ MY POOR BB. ON STAGE WITHOUT HIS GUITAR WHEN CLEARLY HE WANTED IT SO BADLY. (I BLAME ADAM FOR THAT. IF THE IDIOT COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO HAVE KRIS GO OUT THERE WITHOUT HIS GIBSON. LIKE ADAM'S PEOPLE WERE GONNA LET EVERYONE ELSE ROCK OUT AND HAVE GUITAR SEX AS ADAM JUST STOOD THERE.)

+ I LOVED HOW HE AND NEAL INTERAC. KRIS IS LIKE, "I WANNA BE YOUR BFF AND I AM NOT GONNA LEAVE YOUR SIDE." HILARIOUS.

Okay, seriously, if you don't watch American Idol or fangrl Kris and Adam, you need to check out this story For some reason the Kradam community has EXPLODED WITH KICK AWESOME AUs. YOU MUST READ THIS ONE:

Title: Here in Secret Harmonies
Author: miss_begonia
Pairing/Characters : Adam/Kris; with appearances by everyone.
Rating: R
Words: ~18,000
Warning(s): Underage shenanigans. Use and abuse of Harry Potter.
Summary: Harry Potter!AU, in which there are wizards, witchcraft, and wizardry. And a lot of singing.

WHY YOU MUST READ IT: IT IS A FRAKKING FUSION FIC WITH HARRY POTTER. OMFG. THEY ALL ARE WIZARDS THAT GO TO THE "NO BOUNDARIES" SCHOOL FOR WITCHCRAFT AND THEY HAVE MAGICAL SINGING ABILITIES AND THE HOUSES ARE CALLED "MERCURY" "HENLEY" "WONDER" AND "KANYE" (YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, KANYE HAS HIS OWN HOUSE). OMFG IT'S JUST PURE BLISS AND FUN AND FUNNY AND MAKES YOU GIGGLE. PLUS WHO SHE CASTS AS VOLDEMORT IS JUST PUUUUURFECT (BUT YOU NEED TO READ TO FIND OUT). IF YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER, YOU WILL DEFINITELY LIKE THIS FIC.

It's literally taking hours to upload all of my videos to YouTube, so everything about Comic Con is taking forever. My weekend was just so fucking epic, and I really want to tell everyone in detail, and I really want to show everyone. But here's a preview/overview of what I saw and what I'm going to squee about:

THURSDAY

[Women in Sci-Fi Films] Panel with Sigourney Weaver, Eliza Dushku, Elizabeth Mitchell, and Zoe Saldana (who is my new girl crush). The video/audio on this panel went apeshit (so unless Isa has it saved) I don't have a lot of footage from this.
[Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus] No footage but detailed notes
[Kick Ass] HOLY SHIT PEOPLE REALLY OMFFFG!!!
[Green Lantern: First Flight] Saw the screening. Good stuff.

FRIDAY

[Batman: The Brave and the Bold] akjdgadgjaklsdgjak gjkd aaskdgajgaklsg jalkdjaidog akgs dgk MUSICAL EPISODE. REPEAT MUSICAL EPISODE. SAW THE WHOLE THING. GENIUS. JUST GENIUS.
*MET CAST/CREW OF BATMAN BRAVE AND THE BOLD* AND *MET JOHN BARROWMAN*
[Robert Rodriguez's Shorts] No footage. Detailed notes. He's just the coolest dad.
[DC Nation] Have about twenty minutes of footage. Meet Dan Didio afterwards. Hate and Love him at the same time.
[TMNT] Stayed for about 15 minutes. No footage.
[Marvel Animation] Walked in half way through. Interesting stuff.
[DC Aninated Universe] KEVIN CONROY SQUEEE. Have about five to ten minutes of this. My battery was dying.

SATURDAY

[Sanctuary] Cool stuff
*MET JOSS WHEDON*
[GLEE] SHOWED NEW EPISODE. GENIUS. FUCKING BRILLIANT. HAVE WHOLE PANEL ON VIDEO.
[Human Target] Pilot Good stuff. Have a few minutes on video.
[Vampire Diaries] LOLTASTIC

SUNDAY

[Smallville] Very confused. Actually looked good.
[Supernatural] Whole Panel on Video. EPIC WIN!
[Torchwood] WHOLE PANEL ON VIDEO. WILL UPLOAD THIS FIRST. RUSSELL T DAVIES IS MY HERO; HE WAS SO FIERCE. I THINK HE MIGHT'VE MADE THE FANGRLS CRY.

So that's what's to come over the next couple days!

NO. REALLY. HOLY SHIT. OMG. OMG. OMG. I AM HOME AND I AM UPLOADING ALL OF MY VIDEOS RIGHT NOW. I WILL GIVE DETAILED REPORTS AS SOON AS I CAN. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, YOU REALLY NEED TO MARVEL AS THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS KICK ASS. LIKE. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. I AM SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH THIS MOVIE AND I HAVE ONLY SEEN TEN MINUTES OF IT. IT IS, FRANKLY, KICK ASS. IT'S BASED ON THE COMIC KICK ASS AND IT'S JUST LIKE... I REALLY CANNOT EVEN SPEAK BUT IT'S FULL OF JOY AND WE GAVE IT A STANDING O WHEN THE FOOTAGE WAS OVER. RIGHT NOW I AM JUST GONNA POST PANEL FOOTAGE (NOT TAKEN BY ME) AND LA TIMES INTERVIEWS FOR YOU TO WATCH CAUSE LIKE YEAH OGGMGOGOMGMOGMO


HERE IS THE PANEL:




HERE ARE THE INTERIVEWS: